goodcopbadcop:

why is frozen still relevant i’m so tired of hearing about it lets talk about wreck it ralph instead which was better in every way 

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nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

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animedavidbowie:

By now you all know that a lot of gay sex went on in ancient Greece, but did you know it was viewed as the only true ideal love “between equals” because women were second class citizens
Because yeah, the gay sex happened on pretty misogynistic terms
I can’t believe the Greeks invented white misogynistic gays

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp

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phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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achillesvevo:

"Do it for the vine." -Achilles to Patroclus.

"NO WAIT." -Achilles later on when it’s too late.

(via punkrockpatroclus)

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"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?" —

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

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holahydra:

i found a better tagline than "life is hard. death isn’t any easier"

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jumpersandbows:

I have a problem

jumpersandbows:

I have a problem

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

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kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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Spike in every season: BtVS season 3

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posted 3 days ago (© whataslayeris)

Phasers on funkay!




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