screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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sex tip 

pxterquill:

the moment he pushes all the way in, look him directly in the eye, lock your legs around him, and in your deepest voice whisper “we are groot

(via sweetjanesays)

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genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Cool Grim Reaper Surfing A Sick Wave

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Cool Grim Reaper Surfing A Sick Wave

(via ivettehomestuck)

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niknak79:

Deleted tourist from photos

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Someone started a Tumblr blog called Slug Solos with photos of musicians rocking out that have had their guitars replaced with giant slugs. 

did-you-kno:

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Adam Levine

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John Mayer

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Este Haim

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Matt Bellamy

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Prince

Source

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orthoplex:

On a scale from the winter soldier

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to ronan

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how intense is your eyeliner

(via heartattackle)

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graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

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cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

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