good news, everyone: dogs
if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet
i still can’t believe peter quill saved the galaxy with footloose and friendship
And found a pair of headphones that worked for decades.
This is 100% what happened during that scene and if you disagree you’re just lying to yourself.
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine
So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.
This is the original picture:
A picture of a statue of Poseidon.
But look at some of the treasures we found:
Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.
Old woman Poseidon.
BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…
X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON
AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON
i’d like to thank the academy